Crew Socks

Step into a time warp with the Lazer Steak Crew Socks, built for dudes who remember the golden age of laser swords, action figures, and VHS tapes that never got rewound.

These custom-knit white crew socks, shot straight from the neon-soaked nightmares of a 1989 arcade cabinet. Surrounded by lightning bolts and raw nostalgia, they’re loud, proud, and ready to roundhouse kick your ankles into the retroverse.

One-size-fits-most (UK 6-10/ EU 39-42)
One-size-fits-most (UK 9-12 / EU 43-46)

Ribbed crew fit for throwback comfort

Hot pink & teal print on bright white cotton blend

Woven design—not printed—for all-day durability

Retro “Super Rad” graphics and lightning bolts

They make your feet 73% more radical*

They pair perfectly with short shorts, old game consoles, and freeze pops

Limited stock—when they’re gone, they’re gone (just like your childhood bike)